What a Liberal Son Of a Bitch wants

I don't know about the rest of you liberal sons of bitches, but I actually WANT:

• Universal healthcare
• The Bush-era Tax Cuts rescinded
• More money to go into the Public School system,
• Free college tuition for all.
• An END to workfare.
• Welfare and unemployment assistance to be universal, based on the needs of the individual.
• The Military shrank, in terms of personnel, equipment, and budget.
• A universal ban on gifts given to elected officials.
• A universal ban on corporate lobbying.
• Women to be considered equal to men in all aspects of public, private, and work life.
• Civil rights to include protection for LGTB.
• A minimum wage that rises with the cost of living.
• Stiff fines and prison sentences for lobbyists who bribe elected officials
• And end to private prisons, and other contracting of government services.
• End all monopolies.
• End Religious tax exemptions.
• Laws fining and punishing news organizations and public relations media for promoting untrue, invented, or otherwise demonstrably false information as fact.

Now I know this may piss off some of you conservatives out there, so I want you to tell me why any of these things are not good ideas.